ensyme:

my American gf: pound me
me: what’s that in metric

(via giggle)

mapelie:

onlyniceandgaystuff:

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some highlights

Let me eat egg

(via giggle)

(via giggle)

jumpingjacktrash:

gray-firearms:

I am fucking dying

i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling

(via winterpalaceofversailles)

snime:

tobeagenius:

“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

cyrodiil-burns:

the-mighty-birdy:

memeseverdie:

Is this British culture?

Karen knows no nationality

The Elder Scrolls music really puts this over the top.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dutchster:

spoiler alert: santa claus is coming to town

(via giggle)

mioinne:
“ TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.
”

mioinne:

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

(via australiansanta)

pissvortex:

imagine roughly a million people realizing “yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all” and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

(via dumbledorathexplora)

unclefather:
“ badrapper:
“ awwww-cute:
“ Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
”
excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this
”
pick him up
”

unclefather:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

(via hotboyproblems)